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Today I got a call regarding the MRI I'm having on my foot. " We need your insurance number to confirm your appointment tomorrow." "Certainly, may I have your name please?" ( years of working at a dental office taught me two things. Always be polite to the people who must call you. And always get a name.) "Scar." "I beg your pardon?" "Scar." *Crickets chirping* (Like a keloid, Simba's uncle?) "Can you hold for just one moment please while I get my card, Scar?" So I go into the kitchen to get my card and what do I find on the floor but some sort of indistinguishable liquid. I don't know what it was. I was worried that it was something that Beast (ahem) did but it was the wrong color. I seriously don't know what it was or where it came from so I instantly I gloved up, got a bunch of paper towels and a bottle of Clorox spray in sort of a makeshift Hazmat protocol and started the clean up. At that point I contempla...