He had a full life

Last summer I had a very unusual looking weed start growing along my side of the neighbor's fence. I decided to let it grow and see what happened. When it started getting huge I had no choice but to name it. I called him Triffid after some man eating plant I read about once. He became as tall as the fence. One day my enormous weed, Triffid, was getting snow on the roof signaling time for his euthanasia. So with his scheduled execution in mind, I thought I would knock a few things off his bucket list. 1. Cubs win the World Series! wooooo! 2. I'll be home for Christmas...You can count on me.... 3. Happy New Yea...(thunk)

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