Behold! For I, Supreme Monarch of the Universe, President of the Internet, and Benign Despot declare that henceforth Paulina kitty shall be known as Paulina, Defender of the Realm for vanquishing from our banquet table and eviscerating that scourge of humanity- Butternut the Bloodthirsty! Never again will we be besieged by his yeasty evilness, threatened by his soft lack of fiber or receive any of his $2 off coupons to Great America.

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