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By proclamation of myself; The Benevolent Dictator of the Pets of the Realm, Empress of the Universe, President of Space and Time declare that Bumbleberry shall henceforth be known as Bumbleberry, Huntress Beautiful and Bold for completing the quest of stalking, hunting and bringing to my chamber the fearsome and elusive Half Eaten Middle School Slumber Party Chicken Nugget!

Behold! For I, Supreme Monarch of the Universe, President of the Internet, and Benign Despot declare that henceforth Paulina kitty shall be known as Paulina, Defender of the Realm for vanquishing from our banquet table and eviscerating that scourge of humanity- Butternut the Bloodthirsty! Never again will we be besieged by his yeasty evilness, threatened by his soft lack of fiber or receive any of his $2 off coupons to Great America.

Lo! For I, Empress of Space, President of the Internet and Prime Minister of Dark Matter make my final Royal Proclamation. It's the last one because I have only 3 kittens but mostly because I'm getting a little sick of Royal Proclamations. Henceforth, Aurora kitten shall retain the title of Princess Aurora, Protectoress of the Empire! On this day, Princess Aurora has stalked and ambushed her prey, the alpha of a herd of wild and savage 𝑓𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑠𝑖𝑎 𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 (also known by it's scientific classification, 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑎). After bushwhacking her target from its blind spot with an agile pounce, she dragged her hapless quarry up a cat tree and across the Amazon box to present her lifeless trophy with a mighty meow. The ferocious, the untamed, Princess Aurora Kitten.